February 2012
26 posts
If you like to cook, or want to learn how, this... →
“He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones on Chris Brown’s Grammy performance (via drinkyourjuice)
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Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
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January 2012
51 posts
*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
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I just bought so much lace online, and some forks, and some straws. Then I was all like “oh ya I’ll go do that work now” and then I looked at the clock and it was FUCKING ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING I HAVE A PROBLEM.
15 of the Deadliest Corporations →
somerset:
stay-human:
These corporations, if they were individual human beings, would be locked up for life. Instead, they continue raking in the big bucks. Human rights abuses, murder, war, eco disasters, and animal exploitation keep these evil companies raking in the green. Prepare to be disgusted.
I don’t think the list is in any particular order. Even if you don’t agree with all of them...
“[I]t is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a...”
– Violet Rose, in Three Steps to Better Sex (via bearbearpdx)
A conversation I had earlier
Coworker: Are you going to [redacted]'s party tonight?
Me: I don't know what that is, so my guess is no.
Coworker: Oh it's just a little celebration for her birthday at [a bar]. You should come! It will be fun! Do you have anything else to do?
Me: [after a long pause] No.
Coworker: But...
Me: Well, I got these big packages delivered to the office and I have to carry all the stuff home. Plus I kind of had plans to make French toast and watch a documentary about Mennonites on Netflix Instant.
Coworker: Oh.
Me: I'm really looking forward to it, so I think I'm gonna have to say no.
Coworker: Okay. Have fun.
Mama quote of the day
About my stupid friend:
Mom: Well she’s not the sharpest drawer in the knife
Me:
“Don we now our YOU apparel….”
– My dad singing in front of me in the kitchen just now (via mykicks) (via sade)
